So there I was taking Arnold for a walk (it's getting rarer and rarer these days, poor pooch) and we were in a new place. I had decided to go there because I was giving my first gift in the 29-Day Gift Giving Challenge. Using one of the many gift bags I have accumulated over the years (actually I only accumulated this one this week) I put together a gift bag for one of the waitresses at Backyard 2.
She is young and cheerful and she works so hard. I know she has a day job and a night job and frequently looks exhausted. But cheerful anyway. She comes and talks to me because I'm nearly always alone and the last time she did, she asked me if I had any management books.
What would you do with a management book?
Plan a business.
Oh, OK.
Anyway, I decided I wouldn't give her a management book as most of those are as dry as dust but a book about creating the life of your dreams (I have those in abundance). And, I would also add two of the Oprah magazines I bought this year (she loves these mags) and a little teddy bear that I got as a door gift from my room at the Hotel Borobudur in Jakarta.
Because I would be driving to Damansara Perdana to see her, I thought it would be great to take Arnold along for the ride and walk him there.
And that's what happened.
As it was unfamiliar territory, he was a little tentative and as usual, he started tugging away when we got to the dark bits. Arnold is afraid of the dark. And I continued on, dragging him part of the way, before giving up and allowing him to cavort on the road, dancing to avoid traffic, I thought of Dragonlance and Fizban's puffball who was afraid of the dark, and then and there, mid-walk, started to chuckle.
So here is the relevant excerpt. What you should know is that Tas (a kender) and Fizban (a mage) have been separated from their companions when a dark elf appeared and started keening. Like a banshee. The sound of her voice is death. One more thing you should know: kenders are immune to fear.
And here he is, with Fizban, in the Chain Room at Pax Tharkas:
Tasslehoff could never afterwards clearly recall those last, few, panicked moments in the Chain Room. He remembered saying, "A dark elf? Where?" and standing on his tiptoes, trying desperately to see, when suddenly the glowing staff fell on the floor. He heard Tanis shouting, and - above that - a kind of moaning sound that made the kender lose all sense of where he was or what he was doing. Then strong hands grabbed him around the waist, lifting him up into the air.
"Climb!" shouted a voice beneath him.
Tasslehoff stretched out his hands, felt the cool metal of the chain, and began to climb. He heard a door boom, far below, and the chilling wail of the dark elf again. It didn't sound deadly this time, more like a cry of rage and anger. Tas hoped this meant his friends had escaped.
"I wonder how I'll find them again," he asked himself softly, feeling discouraged for a moment. Then he heard Fizban muttering to himself and cheered up. He wasn't alone.
Thick, heavy darkness wrapped around the kender. Climbing by feel alone, he was growing extremely tired when he felt cool air brush his right cheek. He sensed, rather than saw, that he must be coming to the place where the chain and the mechanism linked up (Tas was rather proud of that pun). If only he could see! Then he remembered. He was, after all, with a magician.
"We could use a light," Tas called out.
"A fight? Where?" Fizban nearly lost his grip on the chain.
"Not fight! Light!" Tas said patiently, clinging to a link. "I think we're near the top of this thing and we really ought to have a look around."
"Oh, certainly. Let's see, light..." Tas heard the magician fumbling in his pouches. Apparently he found what he was searching for, because he soon gave a little crow of triumph, spoke a few words, and a small puffball of bluish-yellow flame appeared, hovering near the magician's hat.
The glowing puffball whizzed up, danced around Tasslehoff as if to inspect the kender, then returned to the proud magician. Tas was enchanted. He had all sorts of questions regarding the wonderful flaming puffball, but his arms were getting shaky and the old musician was nearly done in. He knew they better find some way to get off this chain.
Looking up, he saw that they were, as he had guessed, at the top part of the fortress. The chain ran up over a huge wooden cogwheel mounted on an iron axle anchored in solid stone. The links of the chain fit over teeth big as tree trunks, then the chain stretched out across the wide shaft, disappearing into a tunnel to the kender's right.
"We can climb onto that gear and crawl along the chain into the tunnel," the kender said, pointing. "Can you send the light up here?"
"Light - to the wheel," Fizban instructed.
The light wavered in the air for a moment, then danced back and forth in a decidedly nay-saying manner.
Fizban frowned. "Light - to the wheel!" he repeated firmly.
The puffball flame darted around to hide behind the magician's hat. Fizban, making a wild grab for it, nearly fell, and flung both arms around the chain. The puffball light danced in the air behind him, as if enjoying the game.
"Uh, I guess we've got enough light, after all," Tas said.
"No discipline in the younger generation," Fizban grumbled, "His father - now there was a puffball..." The old magician's voice died away as he began to climb again, the puffball flame hovering near the tip of his battered hat.
Tas soon reached the first tooth on the wheel. Discovering the teeth were rough-hewn and easy to climb, Tas crawled from one to another until he reached the top. Fizban, his robes hiked up around his thighs, followed with amazing agility.
"Could you ask the light to shine in the tunnel?" Tas asked.
"Light - to the tunnel," Fizban ordered, his bony legs wrapped around a link in the chain.
The puffball appeared to consider the command. Slowly it skittered to the edge of the tunnel, and then stopped.
"Inside the tunnel!" the magician commanded.
The puffball flame refused.
"I think it's afraid of the dark," Fizban said apologetically.
"My goodness, how remarkable!" the kender said in astonishment. "Well," he thought for a moment, "if it will stay where it is, I think I can see enough to make my way across the chain. It looks like it's only about fifteen feet or so to the tunnel," With nothing below but several hundred feet of darkness and air, never mind the stone floor at the bottom, Tas thought.
"Someone should come up here and grease this thing," Fizban said, examining the axle critically. "That's all you get today, shoddy workmanship."
"I'm really rather glad they didn't," Tas said mildly, crawling forward onto the chain. About halfway across the gap, the kender considered what it would like to fall from this height, tumbling down and down and down, then hitting the stone floor at the bottom. He wondered what it would feel like to splatter all over the floor....
"Get a move on!" Fizban shouted, crawling out onto the chain after the kender.
Tas crawled forward quickly to the tunnel entrance, where the puffball flame waited, then jumped off the chain onto the stone floor about five feet below him. The puffball flame darted in after him, and finally Fizban reached the tunnel entrance, too. At the last moment, he fell, but Tas caught hold of his robes and dragged the old man to safety.
They were sitting on the floor resting when suddenly the old man's head snapped up.
"My staff," he said.
"What about it?" Tas yawned, wondering what time it was.
The old man struggled to his feet. "Left it down below," he mumbled, heading for the chain.
"Wait! You can't go back!" Tasslehoff jumped in alarm.
"Who says?" asked the old man petulantly, his beard bristling.
"I m-mean..." Tas stuttered, "it would be too dangerous. But I know how you feel - my hoopak's down there."
"Hmmmm," Fizban said, sitting back down disconsolately.
"Was it magic?" Tas asked after a moment.
"I was never quite certain," Fizban said wistfully.
"Well," said Tas practically, "maybe after we've finished the adventure we can go back and get it. Now let's try to find someplace to rest."
He glanced around the tunnel. It was about seven feet from floor to ceiling. The huge chain ran along the top with numerous smaller chains attached, stretching across the tunnel floor into a vast dark put beyond. Tas, staring down into it, could vaguely make out the shape of gigantic boulders.
"What time do you suppose it is?" Tas asked.
"Lunchtime," said the old man. "And we might as well rest right here. It's as safe a place as any." He plopped back down. Pulling out a handful of quith-pa, he began to chew on it noisily. The puffball flame wandered over and settled on the brim of the magician's hat.
Tas sat down next to the mage and began to nibble on his own bit of dried fruit. Then he sniffed. There was suddenly a very peculiar smell, like someone burning old socks. Looking up, he sighed and tugged on the magician's robe.
"Uh, Fizban," he said. "Your hat's on fire."
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